Cuckoo

Note: The characters in this story bear no intentional resemblance to any person living or dead.

Charles and Elena were touring through Louisiana in the Deep South. They flew down from New York and rented a van, looking for some cheap antiques to sell back in their expensive antique shop in Manhattan. Outside of the big cities they often found valuable antiques in out-of-the-way places. They bought them for next to nothing and sold them to rich customers for big bucks. It was a very proitable business.

Madam Buffet was sitting on her veranda, slowly rocking in her old wooden chair, listening to the sounds of the Louisiana summer. The air was hot and still; the humidity like a wet blanket. Nothing was moving in the heat except for a fly that was bothering her old dog, Bob. Bob lifted his ear and sat up. Someone was coming. He barked once and ran down the long drive towards the main road.

Driving through the lush green, Elena saw a hand-painted sign a little way ahead by the side of the road. 'Charles, look...' she read the sign to her husband, 'It says "Homemade remedies for sale, something for all folks". let's take a look, there might be some old jars or bottles we could buy there. Or even wooden shelves or bookcases.'
Charles agreed and turned their van into the long drive lined with trees. An old dog ran down to meet them.

The antique dealers parked their van and walked up to the old plantation house. On the veranda was a very old woman sitting quietly on a rocking chair. 'Good day, Ma'am. We see you sell remedies. Well I sure have a stiff back and neck, and was wondering if you have something to soothe me?' Charles lied.
'Well, good day to you too, sir. I'm sure I can help. I have remedies for every ailment, so please come inside, out of the heat, and I'll fix us all some fresh lemonade,' the old lady replied.
'That would be just swell, thank you for your kindness,' said Elena.
'Where are you folks from?'
'We're from Chicago,' lied Charles. 'This is my wife Jennifer, and I'm Ted,' he lied again. It was always best to keep their identity secret because sometimes the people who they bought antiques from felt cheated.
'The old lady smiled, 'I'm Marie Buffet. Pleased to meet you both. Ain't had no out-of-towners pass through since I was a young woman.' Charles and Elena looked at each other. They knew they had hit the jackpot.

Madam Buffet's parlor was full of old furniture and ornaments, and many shelves of bottles and jars full of her potions. Charles and Elena looked around the room and realized most if it was just junk, but Elena's eyes were drawn to an old cuckoo clock on the wall. It wasn't working but looked in good condition, just a little dusty. Madam Buffet saw Elena looking at the clock and said, 'That old thing stopped working years ago, but it is real special, real special.'
'I think it's a lovely old clock,' said Elena, 'I'd be glad to give you a few dollars for it.'
'Oh no miss. I can never sell it. It's been in my family for many generations. And as I said, it's kind of special. I could never sell it. No, no, never. Now let me go fix us that lemonade. You folks relax.' The old lady hobbled out to the kitchen. Her dog stayed in the parlor, watching the couple with his deep soulful eyes. Charles and Elena could hear her talking to herself.

'Charles,' Elena said quietly, 'I just got to have that clock. Everything else here is junk, but that clock must be worth at least two thousand dollars after repair. Look at the detail on it... so unusual, almost grotesque.'
'I agree,' replied Charles, 'but she said she won't sell it.'
'Then let's just take it now while she is in the kitchen. I'll put fifty dollars on the table and we can take it. I'm sure she needs the money, and I don't see any phone, she's not going to call the police.'
Charles wasn't sure, but nodded his head. He carefully took the clock from the wall and Elena put fifty dollars on the table. They crept out the front door and got into their van. When madam Buffet returned with the lemonade she saw the clock was gone, she shook her head in disbelief, 'Those poor folks! Oh Lord! What have they done? What have they done?' her voice trailed off.

The two antique dealers drove away quickly, feeling guilty but pleased. They had done this kind of thing many times over the years. As they drove through the Louisiana countryside, Elena heard a ticking sound coming from the clock in the back of the van. 'That's strange,' she said.
'What is?' Charles hadn't heard it.
'The cuckoo clock is working... it's started ticking again.'
'So it has!' replied Charles. 'Well now, that's a bonus. No repair costs, only pure profit!' They both laughed.

Back in their small motel room, Charles and Elena were still feeling very pleased with themselves. During the previous three days they had spent less than one thousand dollars on antiques that they could sell in New York for over thirty thousand. Charles was taking a shower and singing loudly to himself. Elena was in the bedroom, sitting at the small table and inspecting the cuckoo clock. The unusual thing was, it was ticking but there was no door on the back to look inside and nowhere for a key to wind it up. The front was decorated with grotesque carvings and had a single door above the dial for the cuckoo to come out of. It was 11.52pm and she hoped the cuckoo would come out at midnight, as it hadn't come out yet. She was starting to think that maybe the clock was broken after all.

A few minutes later, still wet and wrapped in a towel, Charles joined his wife. 'Any luck? Is it working?' he asked, dripping water onto the cheap carpet.
'Well, in three minutes it'll be midnight, let's wait and see what happens.' They sat and waited for the cuckoo clock to strike midnight.
"Dong"... "Dong"... "Dong"... the noise from the clock was really strange and became louder with each strike.
"Dong"... "Dong"... "Dong"... The motel room lights flickered and went out. Elena felt so afraid, 'Charles! What's happening?'
'I don't know!'he replied with fear in his voice. He held her hand.
"Dong"... "Dong"... "Dong"... The motel room became colder and colder and the clock started glowing in the darkness.
"Dong"... "Dong"... "Dong"... On the final strike of midnight, the small door in the front of the clock opened and the cuckoo came out. The couple's terrible screams woke up all the motel guests and staff.

Flashing red lights. Three police cars and an ambulance. Two police officers were throwing up outside a motel room. A crowd of people were watching from behind the police line. The police officers agreed they had never seen something so horrific in all their careers. The scene inside the small motel room was beyond description and a local detective was trying to work out how something so bad had happened in this sleepy little town. In all the chaos, no one noticed an old lady cross the police line, enter the blood-stained room and take out an old cuckoo clock under her arm.

Copyright: Sean Anderson Jun 29th 2009. All rights reserved.
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