Off The Compass




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Humidity

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Humidity
Note: The characters in this story bear no intentional resemblance to any person living or dead.

The year is 1997, and Vicky is sitting in a small internet cafe in Bangkok. The air in the white-walled room is icy-cold and makes her shiver. On her left shoulder is a new tattoo - a large blue and red gecko. Her skin is dark brown from spending many months in the strong tropical sunshine, her hair is long and blond. She has a nose-stud and many silver rings. Her clothes are the typical ethnic look that backpackers prefer. Vicky is waiting. Waiting because sending e-mails from Bangkok takes such a long time. The computers are so slow and the connection is so bad that each mail takes fifteen minutes or more to complete. Vicky thinks the Thai internet cafes slow things down on purpose, to make more money. She thinks that making money from travellers and tourists is something the Thai's do very well.

The door opens and a gust of hot humid air rushes in. It hits Vicky in the face and fills her nose with a sickly-sweet mixture of scooter fumes and street-food smells. For her, this is the distinctive smell of Thailand, and she loves it. She coughs and wonders whether her shivering and coughing is due to the air, or has she caught malaria? Vicky hopes not as malaria is a terrible illness to have in the heat and humidity, and she doesn't want to go home to England - not now, not ever. A young man writes his name and start time on a small piece of white paper and sits at the computer next to Vicky. He seems to be trying to get her attention, but she doesn't look at him. 'Hi!' he says cheerfully.
Vicky doesn't say anything, but nods to show she heard him. She doesn't want to chat.

Alex says hi to the pretty girl with the gecko tattoo, but she doesn't respond. He is soaked with sweat. Sweat drips off the end of his nose and splashes onto the keyboard in front of him. It takes him ten minutes just to log onto Hotmail, so he looks through his guidebook while he's waiting. Halfway through writing his first e-mail, he notices that the girl next to him seems to be frantically searching through her bag for something. He glances at her and sees that she looks upset. 'Are all right?' he asks, 'Do you need some help?'
Vicky looks at him. 'It's okay, it's not your problem.'
'What's happened?' he asks her, 'Lost something?'
'I seem to have lost my purse, but it's not your problem, so please don't worry.'
'Lost your purse! Was it stolen? Is there anything I can do?' Alex looks concerned.
'My passport is gone too...' Vicky begins to cry.
'Listen..' says the handsome young traveller, 'Let me pay for your e-mails and help you sort it out. I have a lot of experience in Asia.'
'That's kind of you, but you needn't worry. I'll sort it out myself.'
'No, please.. let me help you,' Alex insists, 'Where are you staying?'
'I just arrived in Bangkok from Chang Mai I don't have a room yet.'
'Then come back to my guesthouse. I'm in a twin room. I promise you can trust me, I won't try anything. But I can help you get things sorted.'
'Well... that's very good of you. Okay then. I do need to report it to the tourist police and the embassy. Thanks, you're very kind. I'll pay you back as soon as I can, I promise.'

Alex is staying in FP Guesthouse in a soi just off the Khao san road. It's a cheap concrete building with ceiling fans and dirty mattresses. There is a cafe downstairs serving food and playing all the newest Hollywood movies. The tables are full of tired-looking backpackers, dressed in similar ethnic clothing, or Red Bull and Diesel T-shirts. Alex and Vicky walk through to the back and climb the stairs to the third floor. Alex's room is facing the street and very noisy. 'Welcome to the presidential suite' he jokes. Vicky puts her backpack on the spare bed. 'Listen, Alex... I am so so grateful. I don't know what I would have done if you hadn't been there.' Vicky smiles and Alex blushes. 'That's okay. And anyway, we still have to get you some money and report your stolen passport.'
'Alex, I'm so tired, do you mind if I have a shower, and a little sleep?'
'Of course not. Take it easy. I'll go out for a while and give you some space, and you can rest. We can go to the police when you're ready.'
'Thanks again.' Another smile, another blush.
Vicky watches as Alex unties the money-belt from under his shirt and throws it on the bed. 'That's better! It gets so hot wearing that around my waist all day. Still. if you'd had a money-belt, maybe you wouldn't be in trouble now! I always keep my money and passport with me when I travel alone.'
'It's too late for me, but it sounds like a good idea!' Vicky tells him. 'By the way, why don't you have a shower first, before going out. You look like you need one more than I do!'
'Do you mind? I am rather smelly. Thanks, Vicky. I'll be quick.
'Please take your time.' Vicky smiles again. And this time keeps eye-contact. Alex can feel their relationship might be developing into something physical. He picks up his towel and clean clothes and leaves the room. The communal bathroom is at the end of the corridor. As he washes, he imagines what it will be like to kiss her. This is a good day for him. The cool water makes his skin tingle. This is definitely a good day.

Vicky walks out into the street and stops a passing tuk-tuk. 'Bus station. How much?' she asks the driver.
'Thirty baht.'
'No. No. Ten baht.'
'Twenty baht. Cheap, cheap.' the driver tries to persuade her.
'Okay, okay.' Vicky agrees the price, climbs into the back seat and lifts her backpack in next to her. 'Go, go!' she shouts.The driver drives out into the heavy Bangkok traffic. Vicky knows she could get a lower price, but she's in a hurry.

Alex still has wet feet as he opens the door to his room. 'Vicky?' he calls out. But then he sees his empty money-belt on the bed. His passport is missing too. He has been robbed. First, he worries if Vicky is all right, but slowly realises that it was Vicky who took his money. 'Stupid idiot!' he shouts at himself, 'stupid, stupid idiot!'

In the toilet at the bus station, Vicky looks in the mirror and rubs off the fake tattoo from her shoulder. The nose-stud has gone too, and so have all the silver rings. She ties her long hair up and puts on a straw hat and sunglasses. She looks like all the other backpackers travelling through Thailand; everyone looks so similar, she'll never get caught. She can do this for years. She'll never have to go home. Never, never, never.

Copyright: Sean Anderson Jul 26th 2010. All rights reserved.

Adjectives
icy: Very cold. Like ice.
typical: Usual for a particular situation or group of people.
ethnic: Here meaning 'simple Asian style'.
sickly-sweet: Too sweet, so it makes you feel bad.
distinctive: Easy to recognise.
communal: Shared by many people.
fake: Not real.

Adverbs
frantically: To do something in a hurry because you are very worried.

Verbs
shiver: When your body shakes because you are cold or scared.
get sb.'s attention: To make somebody notice you but saying something, or moving, or waving at them.
be soaked with sweat: To be very wet because you have been sweating very much.
glance: To look at something quickly, for a short time.
sort sth. out: To make a problem better.
insist: To make sombody realise that you really want to do something.
blush: When your face goes red because you are embarrassed.
report: Here meaning 'to tell an official person' some information.
give sb. some space: To make somebody feel more relaxed by moving away from them.
tingle: Here meaning 'to feel excited'.
be robbed: When someone takes your valuable things.
rub off: To remove something from a surface by backwards and forwards movements.
get caught: When someone catches you for doing something bad.

Nouns
a gecko: A type of lizard that can walk on the ceiling because it has special feet.
a nose-stud: A small round pice of jewellery like a ball that you put into a piercing in your nose.
a backpacker: Someone who travels independently from place to place, carrying a backpack not a suitcase.
a connection: Here meaning the telephone line speed.
a gust: A sudden and strong wind for a very short time.
a mixture: When two or more things are put together in the same place.
scooter fumes: The bad-smelling gases that come from a motor-scooter (small motorcycle).
Hotmail: An e-mail system.
tourist police: Police who are trained to help tourists.
an embassy: A government office in a foreign country that can help its own people.
a presidential suite: A very large hotel room with many facilities.
a money-belt: A purse that you tie around your body to keep safe.

Thai words
soi: A small road. 'A lane' in English.
tuk-tuk: A three-wheeled, open-sided taxi made from a motorcycle.
baht: Thai money.


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